YE OLDE TAVERN OF SHERWOOD · EST. BLOCK ONE

MERRYCAT

$MERRYCAT

Steal from the rich. Give to the cat.

CASHCAT counts the coins. MERRYCAT spends them at the bar. The party coin of Robinhood Chain. Cooked up in a tavern by people who should know better.

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Contract: 0x0000...DEPLOY_FIRST
The Ballad

As told by a drunk bard

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July 1st, 2026. Robinhood opens a chain. Very serious business. Tokenized stocks, institutional partners, men in suits saying the word infrastructure with a straight face.

Day two, a cat walks in and starts counting money. The whole forest loses its mind. The suits are confused. We are not. We know exactly what a chain full of stocks is missing: a second cat, drunker than the first one.

MERRYCAT does not steal from the rich. MERRYCAT does not give to the poor. MERRYCAT bought a lute with the marketing budget and honestly? Worth it. This is not a heist. This is the afterparty.

The Loot

What's in the chest

1B
Total Supply
One billion. Minted once. The mint key sleeps at the bottom of a river.
0 / 0
Buy / Sell Tax
The tavern takes no cut. Drinks are on you though.
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Liquidity
LP burned at launch. The rug has been physically removed from the tavern.
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Ownership
Renounced. Nobody owns the song. Everybody sings it.

Don't trust a poster on a tavern wall. Check the chain yourself after launch.

Join the Band

Four steps into the forest

  1. Get a wallet. MetaMask, Rabby, Robinhood Wallet, whatever you trust. Add the network: Robinhood Chain · ID 4663 · gas in ETH.
  2. Bridge some ETH over. Enough for the swap plus gas. Gas here is pocket change, this is not mainnet. Relax.
  3. Swap on Uniswap. Copy the contract from this page only. There will be fakes. There are always fakes.
  4. Put on the hood. PFP up, walk into the tavern, sing badly. That's the whole job.
The Merry Map

Three acts, zero promises

Act I

The Feast

  • Fair launch, no presale, no insiders
  • LP on Uniswap, burned the same day
  • Tavern doors open: X and Telegram
Act II

The Ballad Spreads

  • The memes leave the forest
  • DexScreener page gets a face
  • 1,000 bandits in the band
Act III

The Legend

  • We remain merry
  • That's it. That's the act.
  • Huzzah.